Happy 7th birthday, Deathly Hallows!
I meant to write this earlier in the semester, when the differences between life in America and life in Prague were more noticeable. However, as time as gone on I’ve been able to gain more perspective, so posting this at the end isn’t any worse.
When studying abroad, you know you’re going to…
I don’t think parents understand that the point of summer is to literally do nothing until you get so bored of doing nothing that you want to go back to school
relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)
Give unto me.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
Love it when Michael Sheen’s accent subtly slips through on Masters of Sex (“vaginer”)
urghh a friend complains about going to work on snapchat/twitter a lot and is saying how she’s always a little late but “oh who cares it’s only 9 dollars an hour” like um that is not minimum wage, ok so you’re lucky there, and it’s a fucking ice cream shop near the beach OK so you could be a little grateful and get used to having to do some real work ever in your life (she also sprained her wrist conveniently so can’t scoop for awhile? so many problems, man). grrrrrahhhhhhhhh i cannot even express how frustrated this makes me
first and last lines
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
One of the best out takes from any television show, ever.
people need to learn the difference between “life is hard” and “i’m purposefully going to make life harder and rougher for you for some sick reason.”
"life is hard" is not a reason to be a dick to others.
now I’ve started dreaming about taking orders and having customers waiting in the drive-thru window gahhh it haunts mee